#TUNEThoughts | What Her Box Tells You About Herself
Thanks for checking in everyone. Welcome to the latest installment of TUNE’s Thoughts. Your ex tried to blacklist this sht so you wouldn’t be informed but FCK IT, my ninjas will no longer be left in the dark. The topic this morning will be on the differences between Hot, Cold and Warm Box. If you don’t know what Box is, i’ll give you 3 imaginary hours go lose your virginity clown. Anyways, this will be probably one of the most insightful posts i’ve written on the subject for women and men alike. Ladies, this is what your box tells us about you.
Cold Box
The weakest heauxs on Earth have been notorious for occupying all streets with Cold Box. It even sounds nasty. Some dudes are so desperate that they’ll still hit Cold Box with the intent to “warm it up” but this is the type of female that is more resourceful playing “Scratch-offs” by herself, get it? This woman is the reason why lube exists, and only wack niggas enjoy their company because they don’t realize something is wrong. Mind you, it could be the niggas fault too right? But a Cold Box carrier won’t even flinch, she will act as if it was the best action ever because her box lacks the attention that most women get. Another term for Cold Box is “Antique Box”, or “Cave Box”. Cave box implies she has that deep box with bats living in it… I don’t want that Arctic bullshit, and you shouldn’t either.
Warm Box
Contrary to popular belief, a box tastes better served warm. These box owners are professionals at every box related activity. Mind you, some of these women are so incredible, they can throw of lames at will by cloaking themselves with faux “Cold Box” symptoms. They never get caught up with lames. Dudes that are worth the time of a “Warm Box” carrier will be stuck on them for their masterful skill with wop and backshot maneuvers. Another giveaway sign that a woman has Warm Box is when other women constantly hate on said woman. Real n*ggas will understand on sight. “If they’re hating, she must be doing something right”… Right? If you disagree, you probably are in ownership of a genuine Cold or Hot Box which automatically makes your commentary null and void. What you really need to beware of is “Hot Box”. Sounds good but trust.. it isn’t.
Hot Box
This is the type of box that sounds appealing, but once you get close to it, you realize why it needs to be left alone to cool off, for the rest of her life b. I’m sure these box carriers really mean well but usually have a flaw that make them non-appealing to most dudes. (See “5 Types of Boxes To Avoid”). This is box with potential to be great. And, usually these are the girls that have been through corny relationships with the softest of muffin dudes on Earth. The problem is, they don’t trust real men cause they don’t understand how men are supposed to treat good women. Be warned, these women offer the goods to the lamest of lame ninjas on Earth. You’d find a more valuable woman while taking a nap forever b. They struggle with their emotions and in turn their boxes remain hotter than summer pools in Lagos, Nigeria. I’m all set, and you should be too.
Now with all these differences out there, you should be well aware of the type of box you’re dealing with without even having her clothes off. Vibes are not hard to catch if you have sense. Cold Box is a no-no. Hot Box is radioactive waste. Warm Box is ideal.
Shoutouts to my girl Cocaine Jaine for her insightful help for my thought process in regards to this post. Follow her on Twitter for a laugh. SHE DOESN’T ROAST THO…...
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