#TUNEThoughts | Dear Fat Chicks..

[tweetmeme source=“theycallmetune” only_single=“false”]Dear Fat Chicks,

Please stop going to the club wearing skinny clothes, skinny jeans or anything else 10 sizes too small for you.  No one is trying to see the lard falling out of your waist.  I mean really though.  Not even an “A” for effort.  And you expect a drink?  From who?  What do I look like?  A 28 year old black man with bad credit and 3 kids?  Lol..   Drive safely, and don’t pop your tires driving around with the heffalump and hippopotamus that you rode in with.

Sincerely, The Rest of The Club